I Shall Guard It With My Leaf

outofcontextdnd:

In a village filled with corpses. “I roll investigation.” Rolls. “I got four threes.” -Drew

In a whispered voice: “You see dead people.” -Beth

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

4gifs:

Go away kid I’m trying to be fabulous. [video]

Wut.

theseraphimwolf:

Bethany meets Metatron

10/10 Best Angel Performance.

After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.

When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens’ birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

breefolk:

17000dollars:

17000dollars:

i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have. where are you getting this money? do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day? do you have to get that shit peer reviewed? who is paying…

In the case of Wiley, I imagine it was the same place Dr. Light did. Didn’t they used to be co-workers before Dr. Wiley basically started using his robots for evil?

clint and sam compliment each other on their hotness and then engage in a round of bird puns.
    ↳ “aww, thanks, clint. you’re not bad looking yourself.” “aww shucks, sam. i’m blushing.”

can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically

thelastsworld:

lukeskywalkersseveredhand:

posthumorlessly:

thetallblacknerd:

sugahsrevolution:

lucyintheskywithfandoms:

#the moment I knew I had to be indiana jones

This was actually Harrison Ford improvising. There was supposed to be a long complicated battle where he used the whip to disarm the guy, but Harrison had dysentery and it was hot and he said “Hey Steven can I just shoot him?” and Spielberg liked it so much it went in the movie.

Dysentery never looks so delicious

That guy who he shot spent months training with the sword

Ford was literally on the verge of dying during this part of the production.

First rule of the Doctor Jones fandom ALWAYS reblog this gifset when it comes on your dashboard.

yay!

One of the best “it happened by accident” scenes in film history.

17000dollars:

17000dollars:

i want the kind of funding that scientists in comic books have.  where are you getting this money?  do you publish papers or do you just turn people into giant lizards and call it a day?  do you have to get that shit peer reviewed?  who is paying for your research?  can you give me their email address 

i have googled ‘evil science grants’ and the results were not satisfying

Paging Dr. Animo…